Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Day 93!

Tired of unwanted friendship requests from strangers? I found a novel way to wriggle out of it! Novel for me, don't know about you.

Check it out :


Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Day 80!

The moon is under the radar today.

Think of man's first step on the moon and the so many that followed. Maybe, each time the astronauts were on the moon they were waving back at the Earth and there must have been someone like me staring up speechlessly at the night adornment of the sky, completely unaware of someone trying to catch our attention!

Too much silliness?

Well, at least it made you smile.


Monday, 14 April 2014

Day 79!

This really should work, effective immediately!

Remember : *Plot twist*

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Day 75!

When you realize that you have a better collection of stories in your mind that most of these people!

Thursday, 13 March 2014

Day 50!

You, my Twin Soul, are a keeper! Ummm, not like Oliver Wood. More like Julia Roberts!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Day 32!

Okay this one isn't really happy sort of happy, but yes it always brings a smile on my face! And it makes me want to send it to someone at night! Like late at night!

And shhh... But it does remind me of MONSTERS!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Day 22!

Found my happy pic for the day! I am so happy, I can't even wait for the day to end to post this!

I found the perfect meme for myself! Like THE perfect meme! Didn't know it could exist.

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

Day 21!

In accordance with the rituals of the world, I promise to enjoy the little things in life, on this promise day.

They make you a lot happier, you see!

Monday, 10 February 2014

Day 20!

For all the fun we had today, yesterday, and every other day, this is for you little sister! :-)

Friday, 22 November 2013

R.I.P. English

All through these years, I've never been in favour of belittling others or ridiculing others for their wobbly hold of the English language. Primary reason being, these people are aware of their weakness and are often trying to get past it.

However, in the past few days, I've come across mispronunciations and wrong usage of words, with such shameful confidence, I cannot help but put it down in the pages of social networking history!

I'll cite the best of the lot:

--- I heard a guy say on the microphone, while he was on stage, at the podium and in view of the entire audience, use the word important as an adjective for himself. Sadly, he silenced the letter 'R' in the word important. Rest, is up to you to understand!

--- While explaining duties to volunteers at some event, one of the persons handling the event, said “Be benevolent to the guests.” Sounds good, doesn’t it? Not when you hear him say the same thing more than four times! Just using BIG words does not make you good at the language. Sometimes, words like respectful, helpful, cooperative also help.

--- Then, he misses out the ‘damn’ from the phrase ‘any God-damn thing’. Although, I appreciate your willingness to not use the word ‘damn’ in front of women, the phrase ‘any God  thing’, sounds a little more than incomplete.

--- Saving the best for the last, where a guy used the word ‘eligible’ for (drum roll! Ta da ta da dum!) ‘liable’. So what he said was something like, “If anything goes wrong, remember you will be eligible for it!”

Need I say more, folks? Let’s keep silence for a minute, please. R.I.P English.


Friday, 13 September 2013

I found my Twin Soul!


Me : Found this beautifully worded quote on the internet ---
“I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.”
Mr. Sensible : That is so romantic!
Me (Thinking deeply, frowning) : I would say these are subtle words portraying underlying obsession.
Mr. Sensible : Obsession is not the correct word here.
Me : I wouldn't like to be that important or necessary in anyone's life. Of course it would be flattering to be that important.
But I would feel suffocated after some time and would want to move on.
Me (adding hastily) : I'm sorry to ruin the romance of the words!
Mr. Sensible (disappointed and angry) : Well, you actually did!
Unsure, I sent it to another friend who is in, or we could say, working on a relationship.
Me : Found this beautifully worded quote on the internet ---
“I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.”
Twin Soul : Why would I like to be necessary and unnoticed for someone else?
And I'm jumping with joy! I found my twin soul!
PS : Mr. Sensible is so good looking and understanding and charming (& sensible, of course), he would easily find several women wanting to be the air for him!